It has been brought to the attention of the Chairman and Committee at the DCC that a number of players are now playing for their “Stats” and not necessarily the team. A heady and somewhat disturbing allegation!

Therefore I have taken it upon myself to review this seasons “Stats” in full, starting from the first game of the season. If any and I mean ANY abnormalities or suggestions of match fixing, weak bowling or non commitment to quick singles are found and recorded then immediate and decisive action will be taken.

A full, amended and beyond reproach (Mr Syme) “Stats” list will be posted pending this investigation later today.

Be advised from my initial findings some players are plummeting towards mediocrity!!

Cheers Harold